fraxtil:

this post is my magnum opus

lindsaylohoean:

person: hey how r u

me:

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iF THE ZODIACS WERE HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS

  • Aries: Aradia
  • Taurus: Tavros
  • Gemini: Sollux
  • Cancer: Karkat
  • Leo: Nepeta
  • Virgo: Kanaya
  • Libra: Terezi
  • Scorpio: Vriska
  • Sagittarius: Equius
  • Capricorn: Gamzee
  • Aquarius: Eridan
  • Pisces: Feferi
  • lilpetrabbit:

    a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

    siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

    siderealv:

    lord-kitschener:

    halcyon-ia:

    break the rules

    no gods no kings no masters

    i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

    vriskafuckingserket:

    fortknots:

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    This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

    proletarianprincess:

    thebaeddeljar:

    "Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

    im so mad

    hey-firefly:

    tired from a busy day of being mentally ill

    skindeeptales:

Teresa Sharpe
Indiana - USA

    skindeeptales:

    Teresa Sharpe

    Indiana - USA

    ultrafacts:

    Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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    nojazzrock:

    👌

    ok but this is literally how i won every game of hide and seek when i was a kid

    ok but this is literally how i won every game of hide and seek when i was a kid

    dynastylnoire:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Things Are About To Go To Hell Again in Ferguson: Working to confirm the information above. When I get confirmation, I will give it. No matter what, please stay safe in Ferguson this week, especially tomorrow. [Source]

OMG

    dynastylnoire:

    thepoliticalfreakshow:

    Things Are About To Go To Hell Again in Ferguson: Working to confirm the information above. When I get confirmation, I will give it. No matter what, please stay safe in Ferguson this week, especially tomorrow. [Source]

    OMG

    automatically:

    walking a drunk friend like

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