If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via milktree)
whendogmetdolphin: Damn Spock, that’s one helluva line.
my only friend is a basking shark
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
tommilsom: I have fallen asleep literally every single night of my life so how come i am still this fucking bad at it
i drank 2 bottles of wine last night and i still have another bottle for tonights party i am the fuckin best i dont have to do anything until this evening everythings brilliant hangover game surprisingly pleasant
Well, children, where there is so much racket there must be something out of...– Sojourner Truth, 1851 (via jamestheghostdad)
vogelbird: THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look Worshiping Satan and eating children
buggieprince asked: luke don't worry ok everything is alright and if you focus you can not hear the voices i promise and this might be hard to understand but you have to focus on nothing just focus on clearing your mind
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
A man was mowed down by a car and then attacked with knives by two men in what...– Imam Yunus Dudhwala, East London, UK (via lifeisonebigantic)
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
i can just hear people screaming and/or sobbing from every direction and i want to fold into myself until i’m one solitary elecctron SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE SOIP STOP TALKING I HATE YOU PLEASE PLEASE STOP
splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
Notes Towards a Mental Breakdown, by Bad Apes →
iflybikes: 5 track EP It’s not as fresh as it was 8 months ago, but it would be nice if you listened to a music I did.
oh no i hurt a white boys feelings what a shame i guess he shouldn’t have judged a sikh girl with facial hair wo0opps