living some crazy no-wave sugar punk dream life

kelly montoya means a lot to me and lemme tell you there are not many things that mean a lot to me i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:35:51 -0400

kelly montoya means a lot to me and lemme tell you there are not many things that mean a lot to me i mostly have a ‘well ok whatever’ attitude to most of life but not kel

kel mattters a whole bunch

i just remembered that one time we played monopoly and it was me, ma, pa, frankie, fiona and graeham...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:30:34 -0400

i just remembered that one time we played monopoly and it was me, ma, pa, frankie, fiona and graeham and we ended up in like, teams near the end of the game like ‘ahh friend help me’

i was with dad fiona was with mum and frankie and graeham were together and the game had progressed so that two sides of the board were frankie and graehams and the other two sides were mine and dads

and frankie cheats at monopoly so much but like she pulled a chance or a community chest and graeham just comes over her shoulder like ‘ooh, advance to go! awesome!’ cause none of them had any fucking money and couldn’t really afford anything

and so they go to go and dads the banker and theyre like ‘hey give us our £400’ and dads like ‘FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS?! daylight robbery!’

and they just start giggling and trying not to giggle, and eventually we get them to show us the card

guess who’d been assessed for street repairs

those fuckers still won though i think

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Sat, 25 May 2013 15:17:29 -0400

globalartnews: DANIEL BOZHKOV BULGARIA

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:02:02 -0400

globalartnews:

DANIEL BOZHKOV BULGARIA

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Sat, 25 May 2013 14:12:30 -0400

fuckyeahavatarshipping: bl00db3nder: ladyavatar: “you want...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:06:33 -0400

fuckyeahavatarshipping:

bl00db3nder:

ladyavatar:

“you want to go toe-to-toe with me, pretty boy?”

Still more sexual tension established in these three seconds than Makorra established throughout all of season one.

no one can argue that one damn

Yeah, I can’t argue with that.

"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:06:18 -0400

“

1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.

2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.

3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.

4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.

5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.

7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.

8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.

9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.

10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.

Live. Live.

Live.

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.

”

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(via victorielle)

ryat-assassin: My summer goal is to delete my tumblr

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:50:45 -0400

ryat-assassin:

My summer goal is to delete my tumblr

"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:50:08 -0400

“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.””

- Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)

#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end #but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks

(via whatisleon)

sleepysoda: rachelisaflameprincess: 6methswith-gaylinson: lost...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:32:20 -0400

sleepysoda:

rachelisaflameprincess:

6methswith-gaylinson:

lostinaworldofmyownn:

larryisforever-real:

deepthoughtswithjamesmaslow:

lady-hakunamatata:

columbusday:

I CANT BREATH

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES????

THIS DESERVES THE NOTES OF EVERY SINGLE TUMBLRER EVEN IF YOURE NOT PART OF A FANDOM

“DIRECTIONERS, GET THE FUCKING GLITTER.” I AM CRYING OKAY THIS IS SO PERFECT.

THE BEST POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. OMG. ALL OF THE AWARDS.

I CANT TAKE THIS LITERALLY EVERY FANDOM JUST TEAMED UP THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL OMG

WE’RE NOT ARGUING OVER WHICH FANDOM IS BETTER, WE’RE DEFENDING THE WEBSITE THAT MAKES US ALL ONE, THIS IS SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND I CANT

I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND RUDE

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE IN THE FACEBOOK SCREENCAP THEY DON’T DESERVE YOUR IDIOTIC BULLSHIT

jesus christ

“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:28:35 -0400

Hocus Pocus (1993) Billy Butcherson

The Time Machine (2002) Spy Morlock

Helly Boy (2004, 2008) Abe Sapien

Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hush" (1999) Gentleman

Pans Labyrinth (2006) Pale Man

Pans Labyrinth (2006) Fauno

Quarantine (2008) Infected Man

The Silver Surfer (2007) Silver Surfer

Legion (2009) The Ice Cream Man

“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/?ref_=sr_1

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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:27:53 -0400

morgrana: when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:39:33 -0400

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

pansypunx: remember when i thought i only liked boys remember when i thought i only liked...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:25:59 -0400

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”

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Sat, 25 May 2013 12:11:10 -0400

mizbingley: IS THIS MY DREAM COMING TRUE AND THE BISEXUAL...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:06:29 -0400

mizbingley:

IS THIS MY DREAM COMING TRUE AND THE BISEXUAL NUN-FUCKING SWORD WIELDING OPERA SINGER JULIE D’AUBIGNY BEING IMMORTALIZED IN A FILM BY NATALIE DORMER

i cant decide if i wanna sleep or masturbate or both

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:01:03 -0400

i cant decide if i wanna sleep or masturbate or both

you gorgeous. me brain no comprehend when see your face. agghh

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:57:07 -0400

’ 3’ <3

hangover game delicious as fuck i need tasha to get home from...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:53:09 -0400

hangover game delicious as fuck

i need tasha to get home from work so i can get her cherry pie recipe before i eat all of the cherries

2headedsnake: Japanese artist Yasuaki Onishi’s ‘Reverse of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:49:17 -0400

2headedsnake:

Japanese artist Yasuaki Onishi’s ‘Reverse of Volume RG’ is a stunning installation that capture’s the ‘ghost’ of what is no longer there. A visual impression of what is missing.

Onishi stacked cardboard boxes in larges piles of varying heights to create the object of his impression, then plastic sheeting was draped over a scaffolding set up around the assembled boxes. With the help of an assistant, the artist dripped strands of hot black glue down from the ceiling to the sheet, letting them dry like threads in the air.

After the thousands of glue strands were dry, Onishi removed the boxes below, revealing a negative space cast of what had been there before. From beneath the tarp, the glue strands are seen as confetti of black specks across a floating, cave-like ceiling. From afar, ‘Reverse’ is a mesmerizing preservation, a kind of receipt for the work that went into the work itself.

that is the realest shit